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If they don’t move the fucking boxes, I’ll make them into my thrones.

I haven’t been updating my blog because I really need a haircut. Right now, I kind of look like one of those dudes that has a lot of patchy hair on his back, only I’m all hair. You can’t even see my pink collar, so everyone on the street thinks that I’m a boy. So what if my walk is a little butch? This is what happens when you neuter dogs.

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Daddy took me in the shower with him this morning, and now I can’t get fucking dry!