I’m a miniature Yorkshire Terrier. Bitch.Tumblr (3.0; @frankethedog)http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wkb4ld091ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I said to Mommy: “If you can’t put a fucking barrette in straight, then what are you capable of? Nothing.”</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/24143308438http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/24143308438Thu, 31 May 2012 15:47:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wk9mbnC01ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mommy and I went accessory shopping today. The pictures that resulted from it show that I really need to be fucking groomed! </p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/24143253270http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/24143253270Thu, 31 May 2012 15:46:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4si7fNHAg1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If they don’t move the fucking boxes, I’ll make them into my thrones.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23998516358http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23998516358Tue, 29 May 2012 11:11:39 -0400FrankeOMGCute<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h56u9Nqn1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Auntie Aure<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h56u9Nqn1ruf9jxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Auntie Jess<br/><br/> <p>This past weekend, I saw a lot of my aunts. I also went to Coney Island to watch mommy run her half marathon. Daddy couldn’t find her at the finish line, and he got so worried that he wasn’t paying attention to me. So I ate whatever I wanted off the ground. That’s right, bitches. I fucking feasted on garbage.</p> <p>The next day, I made a poop that was 3/4 the length of my body.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23604815836http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23604815836Wed, 23 May 2012 07:56:54 -0400yorkshire terriersConey Island<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h520WF2i1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A dog barking at the moon.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23604746617http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23604746617Wed, 23 May 2012 07:53:59 -0400yorkshire terriersdogs barking at the moon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h4z37BGa1ruf9jxo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I haven’t been updating my blog because I really need a haircut. Right now, I kind of look like one of those dudes that has a lot of patchy hair on his back, only I’m all hair. You can’t even see my pink collar, so everyone on the street thinks that I’m a boy. So what if my walk is a little butch? This is what happens when you neuter dogs.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23604705472http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23604705472Wed, 23 May 2012 07:52:00 -0400yorkshire terriersdogsCUTEOMG<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m461x9NYdV1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daddy took me in the shower with him this morning, and now I can’t get fucking dry!</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23225279572http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23225279572Thu, 17 May 2012 08:12:44 -0400yorkshire terriersCUTEOMGANIMALS<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zsbmmkjd1ruf9jxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>At first, I bit these little bitches, but then they became my best friends.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23017957618http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/23017957618Sun, 13 May 2012 22:59:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3olo4ePoy1ruf9jxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’m a fucking gremlin.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22628374214http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22628374214Mon, 07 May 2012 22:02:28 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/frankethedog/22625046512/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_22625046512" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Jump, bitch. Jump!</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22625046512http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22625046512Mon, 07 May 2012 21:20:35 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/frankethedog/22397588539/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_22397588539" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="706" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This little bitch gave me a touch of my own medicine, and I did not like it.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22397588539http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22397588539Fri, 04 May 2012 16:22:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d5paYvIe1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New York City Cops, Chinatown, 1pm. Looking pretty relaxed, dare I say, as they prepare for the Mayday protests expected later in the afternoon.</p> <p>(My uncle is a cop, so I’m on Team NYPD. Blood is thicker than OWS. That’s my excuse, anyway.)</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22216026641http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22216026641Tue, 01 May 2012 17:43:58 -0400NYPDOWSMayday Protests<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cp1eEqwo1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love it when these bitches are lazy and don’t do laundry, because it is SOOOO comfortable to sleep on.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22195777903http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22195777903Tue, 01 May 2012 11:44:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3clm3yBZC1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This blogging thing is easy to the point of stupidity.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22192935971http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22192935971Tue, 01 May 2012 10:30:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3azudZoW51ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m so happy today, because my favorite Queen finally returned from his old person cruise. I missed him.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22131012712http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22131012712Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:42:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39p5uwNDb1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cooking dinner with <a href="http://karl-ludvig.tumblr.com/">Uncle Rikard</a>.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22091160984http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22091160984Sun, 29 Apr 2012 20:53:54 -0400Frankeyorkshire terriersCute DogRikard<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38rzphzT31ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hate this stupid bitch.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22044744113http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/22044744113Sun, 29 Apr 2012 08:57:25 -0400Cute CatsButter<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37273Ws4c1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taking a bath is so fucking undignified.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/21978076639http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/21978076639Sat, 28 Apr 2012 10:42:00 -0400Frankeyorkshire terriersWet Dogs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m371ewgsEK1ruf9jxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wake up, bitch!</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/21977233696http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/21977233696Sat, 28 Apr 2012 10:25:44 -0400yorkshire terriersCute DogsFranke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m349vxteAN1ruf9jxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Driving my 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited 5.9L. It’s faster than a corvette. That’s right, bitches.</p>http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/21891679204http://frankethedog.tumblr.com/post/21891679204Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:35:57 -0400