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Jump, bitch. Jump!
This little bitch gave me a touch of my own medicine, and I did not like it.
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April 2012
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The other day, I chewed through my leash three times, and tried to make a run for it in the park. As a result, almost got eaten by a mastiff. I was like, whatever bitch, I don’t care if you’re bigger than me, I’ll bite you in the balls.
The last time, my leash broke for good, so Brie had to pull the lace from Caleb’s hoodie, and lead me around like that. Fortunately I only...
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